Redundant Meeting Sub-Announcements | Mtg 4

This meeting has been called to address the issue of redundant meetings. Specifically, this meeting.

Announcements:

• There will be no actual discussion of the agenda, only awkward silences.
• A coffee machine in the break room has been replaced with a vending machine that only dispenses stale coffee.
• The IT department will be on site to explain why the new copier doesn't work.

For more on the Mtg 4 series, visit:

• Mtg 4 Meeting Minutes
• Mtg 4 Meeting Decisions (None)
• Decisions Not Made During Mtg 4 (Many)