Welcome, Attendee 3! You've been summoned to this, our 4th meeting of the day. We know, we know, you're starting to feel like you're trapped in some kind of bureaucratic nightmare. But don't worry, we're almost done with these meetings.
Agenda: Because We Still Haven't Decided What to Do
Meeting Notes: Because Who Needs Actual Notes When You Have 4 Meetings in 1 Day?
We hope you're taking notes, Attendee 3. You never know when we'll need to refer back to these. Maybe it's in 5 minutes, maybe it's in 10. Maybe you'll just be stuck in this meeting room forever.