So, you want to leave this meeting with your head held high? Well, good luck with that.
First, don't bother with the presentation. It's not like anyone is paying attention.
Next, just nod and smile when the boss asks you to do something you don't actually have to do.
And, for the love of all things good and holy, do NOT check your email during the meeting. It's not worth it.
Oh, and one more thing: don't bother saying "I'll get right on that." You're not going to.
Instead, just say "I'm on it." And then do absolutely nothing.
Happy trails, suckers.
You know, just in case you were wondering, Bob's Anti-Recommendation Guide to Meetings has been endorsed by 0 people out of 5.
Go back up the meeting hierarchy.