It's finally here, folks. The moment I've been waiting for my whole career. The moment when I get to say goodbye.
I'm not crying, I've just got some dust in my eye. Or, you know, I'm just allergic to productivity.
I want to thank everyone who's stuck around for all the late nights, endless meetings, and pointless discussions. You guys are the reason why I'm so... experienced.
As I leave, I want to remind you all that the copier in the break room is still broken. Don't bother fixing it. It's not worth your time.
Also, don't eat the last donut. I'm still trying to decide who ate the first one.
Best of luck, team. May our next meeting last less than an hour.