Declaration of Intent to Dominate Global Finance
Presented by Bob
As the supreme leader of the Redundant Meetings Committee, I, Bob, declare my intent to take over the global finance industry. My plan is foolproof and will bring about a new era of prosperity and riches.
Key Points of My Plan:
1. Eliminate all competitors through the power of excessive bureaucracy.
2. Implement a new world currency: the Bob.
3. Force all citizens to wear suits and ties every day.