Bob's Recommendation
When Bob is late, the world as we know it comes to an end.
According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up studies, 9 out of 10 people who have ever met Bob will experience a 50% decrease in productivity, a 75% increase in eye-rolling, and a 99% chance of spontaneous combustion (results not entirely conclusive).
Side Effects:
- Excessive sighing
- Uncontrollable frustration
- Unnecessary coffee consumption
- Spontaneous combustion