Bob's Recommendation

When Bob is late, the world as we know it comes to an end.

According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up studies, 9 out of 10 people who have ever met Bob will experience a 50% decrease in productivity, a 75% increase in eye-rolling, and a 99% chance of spontaneous combustion (results not entirely conclusive).

Side Effects:

What happens when Bob arrives

Bob's justification for being late