Bobby McMeetings here, reporting for Mtg 5. I'm not even sure how we managed to make it this far, but somehow, we've reached the pinnacle of meetings.
According to sources close to the meeting, Mtg 5 was filled with excitement, drama, and at least one cat in the background. The meeting began with a rousing presentation by John, who managed to make even the most mundane topic sound fascinating.
But things quickly took a turn for the worse when Sarah started talking about her feelings. I'm not sure what happened, but it's rumored that someone may have pulled out a fire extinguisher. Or maybe that's just a rumor.
Despite the chaos, Mtg 5 managed to power through, and we're all still standing (mostly) unscathed. Well, except for Dave, who's currently in the hospital with a mysterious case of 'meetings-induced-PTSD.'