Prophets of Productivity: Budget Meeting
Meeting Purpose: To discuss ways to further complicate our already Byzantine meeting structure.
Agenda
- Review the 17-page meeting agenda
- Take 30 minutes to discuss each point
- Assign 3 people to each topic for further discussion
- Have 1 person summarize the discussion
- Repeat steps 2-4 for 3 hours
Attendees
- Bob, CEO of Redundancy
- Jane, VP of Procrastination
- Jim, Director of Doing Nothing
- John, Manager of Meetings
Notes
We will be taking minimalist, 1-page notes for each meeting.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not bring your laptop.
Next Steps
After the meeting, we will have a 2-hour lunch meeting to further discuss the meeting.
This will be followed by a 3-hour meeting to discuss the lunch meeting.
We will then have a 1-hour meeting to discuss the 3-hour meeting.
And, of course, a 4-hour meeting to discuss the 1-hour meeting.