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Prophets of Productivity: Budget Meeting

Meeting Purpose: To discuss ways to further complicate our already Byzantine meeting structure.

Agenda

  1. Review the 17-page meeting agenda
  2. Take 30 minutes to discuss each point
  3. Assign 3 people to each topic for further discussion
  4. Have 1 person summarize the discussion
  5. Repeat steps 2-4 for 3 hours

Attendees

Notes

We will be taking minimalist, 1-page notes for each meeting.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not bring your laptop.

Next Steps

After the meeting, we will have a 2-hour lunch meeting to further discuss the meeting.

This will be followed by a 3-hour meeting to discuss the lunch meeting.

We will then have a 1-hour meeting to discuss the 3-hour meeting.

And, of course, a 4-hour meeting to discuss the 1-hour meeting.

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