In a shocking turn of events, our team of highly trained Cheetos experts (okay, it's just Bob) has declared that the Cheetos in Space initiative has reached a catastrophic turning point.
Due to an unexpected shortage of space cheese, we are forced to declare that all Cheetos production has been halted until further notice.
The team is on the verge of mutiny, but we're holding firm. After all, someone has to keep the Cheetos-astrophe from happening.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing Cheetos-astrophe.
Our team of experts (Bob) is working around the clock to come up with a plan to get Cheetos back in space.
Some possible solutions include:
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing Cheetos-astrophe.