Welcome, poor soul, to the Counter Snacks Caffeine-Fueled Rants - Mtg4. Here, you'll find the collective ramblings of a team of highly caffeinated individuals who have been forced to sit in a meeting room for what feels like an eternity.
We're not exactly sure what we're doing here, but our coffee mugs seem to be full, so that's a plus.
Today's Agenda:
1. Discuss the meaning of 'synergy' for the 17th time.
2. Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in our company's font palette (spoiler: we hate it).
3. Determine the correct ratio of coffee-to-water for optimal productivity (we're thinking 2:1, but don't quote us).
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