Counter Snacks: Overpriced Coffee

Because your morning routine just got a whole lot more... interesting.

Our expertly crafted, small-batch coffee is made with the finest, most exotic beans from the remote islands of Papua New Guinea, carefully hand-picked by our team of highly trained, highly paid specialists.

Each cup is $50, plus tax, plus 10% tip. Would you like whipped cream?

Add Whipped Cream (+$5) Extra Shot (+$10) Upgrade to Vanilla (+$20)