In a shocking turn of events, the meeting that never ends has reached another crossroads. Decision 23, the latest iteration in a long line of poorly thought-out resolutions, threatens to upend the entire meeting's trajectory.
Subdecision 2, the trusty sidekick, has been quietly working behind the scenes to undermine the decision, ensuring that the meeting will continue to spin its wheels.
Action Items: 1. Revise the meeting's agenda to include more coffee breaks. 2. Install a "meeting-napping" station for attendees.