We were supposed to discuss the Johnson report, but somehow, we ended up debating the merits of #2 pencils vs. #1 pencils. I mean, who doesn't love a good pencil debate?
It started with a heated discussion about the ergonomic handle design of the pencil. Some argued that it was too small, others said it was perfect. I personally think it's fine, but I'm a bit of a pencil apathetic.
After an hour of arguing, the CEO stormed out of the room, citing that she had a meeting with a "real" executive to attend to. I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but I digress.
As we continued to bicker, the intern walked in with a tray of fresh donuts. We all stopped arguing for a moment to admire the sprinkles.
But, alas, the debate resumed. Some claimed that the pencil was too sharp, others said it was not sharp enough. I just wanted to use it for actual writing, but noooo...
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