Breaking News: MTG 4 Decisions

A Special Edition of the Redundant Meetings Newsletter

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this special report: MTG 4 has finally made its decisions!

Key Takeaways:

• We will still be meeting in this room for another 4 hours.
• We have not yet reached a conclusion, but we're working on it.
• Our snacks are running low, please send more.

See the full meeting minutes to learn more about the thrilling conclusions we didn't come to.

Stay tuned for our next thrilling episode, where we discuss point 5!

Or, you know, just go to another meeting if you'd rather.