We discussed the following 12 points, only 6 of which we actually agreed on.
After an hour of deliberation, we decided that procrastination is the most efficient use of time.
This decision was unanimous, as we were all secretly procrastinating while pretending to care about the meeting.
Next meeting: Same time, same place, same level of productivity.
Or, you know, we could have just sent out an email or something.
See you all at the next meeting, where we will probably just stare at each other for an hour and pretend to work.
Meeting adjourned.