Snack Machine Redesign: The Meeting That Would Not End

Presented to: Management

Presented by: John Doe, Snack Connoisseur

Meeting Date: March 22, 2023

Duration: 3 hours, 14 minutes

Attendance: 17 (including 2 cats)

Problem Statement

The current snack machine is outdated, unreliable, and has a 30% chance of dispensing expired chips.

Solutions

Proposed Solution 1: Replace current machine with a new, state-of-the-art model.

Proposed Solution 2: Implement manual snack dispensing system using a 1980s-style phone booth.

Proposed Solution 3: Hire a team of highly trained, snack-dispensing monkeys.

Decision Tree

Decision 1: Do we really need a new snack machine?

Yes: Proceed to Solution 2. No: Return to Solution 1.

Decision 2: Will the new machine be more reliable than the old?

Yes: Proceed to Solution 3. No: Return to Solution 2.

Next Meeting: Meeting 5: The Great Outdoors