Indifference is Strength in MTG 4

According to top-secret, totally-not-actual Magic: The Gathering lore, Indifference is the ultimate strength in MTG 4.

It's not about the cards, it's about the players. The players who shrug, who sigh, who say "meh" under their breaths.

This is the story of how I, a casual Magic player, defeated the reigning champion of the tournament.

I showed up late, unprepared, and generally uninterested. My opponents, fueled by their passion for the game, played with reckless abandon.

I, on the other hand, played with all the fervor of a sedated sloth. And yet, somehow, I won.

My opponent, a master of the game, was baffled by my lack of effort. "But how did you do it?" he asked, bewildered.

"I just did," I said, shrugging.

And with that, I walked away with the trophy, leaving a trail of bewildered Magic players in my wake.

It's a testament to the power of Indifference. A reminder that sometimes, the best strategy is not to try at all.