Mtg 4: The Redundant Meeting Meeting

The meeting where we discuss the same 3 topics we discussed last meeting, but with slight variations.

Welcome, welcome, WELCOME! to Mtg 4: The Redundant Meeting Meeting! Today's agenda is brought to you by the same tired, old familiar faces you love to hate.

Topic 1: The Importance of Proper Coffee Mug Etiquette

As we've established in meetings past, the correct way to hold your mug is with the handle facing away from you. Don't @ us.

Mike's Suggestion: Introduce a new, even more complex mug-holding protocol John's Rant: Why the current mug-holding standard is an affront to humanity

Topic 2: The Benefits of 4-Hour Workdays (in Theory)

This is the meeting where we pretend to be on the cusp of innovation, while actually just rehashing the same tired ideas we've been peddling for years.

Committee Report: 4-Hour Workday Trial Run (results: 0/10 would not recommend)

Topic 3: The Future of Virtual Reality in Meetings

We'll be discussing the latest and greatest in VR meeting technology, including but not limited to, the VR headset that looks like a toilet seat.

John's Rant 2: Why VR is a waste of time and money and also a potential portal to another dimension
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