Minute 1: The Agony of Reiteration

And so, we're back here again... because, apparently, the last 10 minutes were just a warm-up act.

Today, we'll be rehashing the same points, with slight variations, because who needs progress, anyway?

As we've established, the cat is black, the dog is blue, and the meeting is never-ending. But hey, at least the coffee is free!

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a strong desire to question the very fabric of reality.

And, of course, don't even think about leaving early. We're just getting started.