Meeting began precisely on schedule, with 5 minutes of pointless chit-chat.

Topic 1: The Importance of Filing TPS Reports

Manager: "We need more TPS reports. It's for the sake of appearances."

Bureaucrat: "I concur. We must appear productive."

ประกIntern: "Can we just Google it?"

Discussion ensued. Conclusion: More TPS reports.

Topic 2: The Futility of Meeting 5

Bureaucrat: "I'm not sure what to say about this one, but we should probably have it."

Manager: "I concur. It's a good idea."

Intern: "Can we just have a cookie?"

Discussion ended abruptly due to lack of interest.

Meeting concluded with a sense of relief.