Mtg 4: The Meeting That Wouldn't End
Presented by: John Doe, Jane Doe, Bob Smith, and Alice Johnson
- Minutes:
- The Minutes That Were Supposed to Matter
- Notes:
- A Bunch of Random Jottings and Scribblings
- Decisions:
- The Results of All That Sitting
- Next Meeting:
- When We All Get Together and Pretend We Are Friends
After a grueling 5 hours and 32 minutes of discussion, the team finally decided to take a 15-minute break to grab some snacks from the vending machine down the hall. The meeting resumed at 3:45 PM sharp, but not before John Doe was overheard saying "I'm just going to go home and never come back."
- John Doe: "I just don't see the point of this meeting."
- Jane Doe: "I was just about to say that."
- Bob Smith: "No, no, no, we're making progress! Slowly and painfully, but progress nonetheless."
- Alice Johnson: "Can we just table this discussion and move on to more important things... like our feelings?"