Attendees: John, Jane, and the janitor.
Agenda: Discuss the importance of not discussing anything important.
Discussion:
Item 1: The weather was discussed at length, with John opining on its "not being very sunny" and Jane remarking "it's just not that cold".
Item 2: The merits of beige as a color scheme were debated, with John arguing it "isn't that bad" and Jane insisting it's "soooo boring."
Item 3: A brief, uneventful discussion about coffee cups.
Next meeting: same time, same place, probably just as exciting. Action items.
Appendix: Appendix of possibly interesting stuff
Meeting adjourned at 11:45 PM on a Tuesday after exactly 4 hours and 45 minutes.
The meeting minutes are actually just a series of doodles on a notepad, but they're still kinda sorta official.
There was also a heated debate over the merits of using Comic Sans, which was settled with the decision to use Times New Roman instead, which was also settled, because, you know, who cares.
Some meeting attendees were seen sneaking out the back for coffee, which was not discussed, because, let's be real, that's just not that interesting.
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