Attendees:
- John Doe (still awake)
- Jane Doe (fell asleep, but still pretending to be awake)
- Bob Smith (just here for the free coffee)
- Manager (making sure everyone else is still employed)
Agenda:
- Discuss new project ideas
- Talk about the weather
- Celebrate Bob's 100th cup of coffee
Decisions:
- John: Let's make more meetings.
- Jane: *snore*
- Bob: Can we get more coffee?
- Manager: You're fired (just kidding, you're not fired, yet).
Next Steps:
- John: Let's schedule another meeting for next week.
- Jane: *gasp* Can I sleep through that one too?
- Bob: Count me in, I'll be there for the free donuts.
- Manager: Don't even think about it, you're all going.
Appendix:
John: I've included an appendix of someone falling asleep, because that's exactly what this meeting was about.
Also, here's a picture of Jane's drool:
