Meeting 4: Where the Donuts

A Tale of Woe and Donuts

Welcome, meeting attendees, to the most epic meeting of them all. Or should we say, the most disastrous? It all started with a box of donuts. Yes, you heard that right. Donuts. Those sweet, fluffy, sugary treats that were supposed to be our fuel for the meeting, but somehow, MIRACULOUSLY, they vanished into thin air.

Some say it was the janitor. Others claim it was an alien invasion. But we all know the truth:

We were too engrossed in our PowerPoint presentation to notice the donuts were gone.
We were too busy fighting over whose turn it was to talk.
We were too busy trying to decide if our new policy was a good idea or not.
Or, let's be real, we were probably all secretly plotting against the CEO.