Our Approach
Here at MtG: Gods of Ascendit, we've perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing.
- Our Schedule - Because who needs a calendar when you have a meeting?
- Our Attendees - A list of people who have no idea what's going on.
| Meeting Minutes | |
|---|---|
| Meeting 1: The one that went nowhere | Outcome: None |
| Meeting 2: The one that was just a bunch of people staring at a whiteboard | Outcome: More staring |
| Meeting 3: The one where someone fell asleep | Outcome: One less person in the meeting |
Our Techniques:
- The Art of Procrastination
- The Science of Doing Nothing
- The Philosophy of "We'll just table it for now"
More Techniques - Because who needs results?