Portal Gate Specifications

As you know, our meetings are actually portal gates in disguise.

Technical Specifications

• Minimum 2 hours of discussion per meeting.
• 1-3 cups of coffee consumed per attendee.
• At least 3 action items per participant.

Warning: Side Effects

May cause:

• Temporary loss of productivity.
• Sudden onset of eye strain.
• Long-term memory loss.

Why Meetings Are Evil