We're stuck in an infinite loop of pointless meetings. Mtg 4, Pt 1: The Never-ending Agenda.
Agenda Item 1: The Status Quo
Discussion of the current state of the world, which is exactly the same as it was last week.
Agenda Item 2: The Unresolved Issues
Review of the same old problems that have been on the table for months, but still haven't been addressed.
Agenda Item 3: The New Initiative
Introduction of yet another new project that will probably just be a rehashing of something that was already done 10 years ago.
Agenda Item 4: The Breakout
Another meeting to discuss the results of this meeting, which will just be another meeting to discuss the results of this meeting.
And so on...