Redundant Meeting #4: Pretzel Poll
The meeting was called to discuss the intricacies of pretzel consumption. A heated debate ensued.
Some notable quotes from the meeting:
"I don't care about the calories, I'm here for the experience." - Reginald P. Bottomsworth
"Experience" is just a nice way of saying "you're getting fat." - Reginald P. Bottomsworth (again)