Resolution #9: Unanimous Agreement to Have More Meetings

WHEREAS, the committee has failed to reach a consensus on the color of the conference room carpet, be it resolved that:

ARTICLE I: All meetings will now be held bi-weekly, instead of monthly, in order to ensure that the carpet color conundrum is addressed with the utmost expediency.

ARTICLE II: All members are encouraged, nay, required, to arrive 30 minutes before the meeting start time to discuss their lunch options, as this is the only time they will have to truly focus on anything.

A RESOLVED, by a unanimous vote of the committee, that the carpet color will be changed to a bright, electric blue that will clash with the fluorescent lighting and make everyone question their life choices.

Resolution 10: Carpet Maintenance Schedule | Minutes 12: Meeting of the Damned