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Robert's Recommendations - The Art of Meeting Minimization
Robert's Recommendations - Meeting Minimization Techniques
Best Way to Kill a Meeting:
- 1. Call it a "stand-up meeting" - this way, everyone will be too busy eating breakfast to actually talk
- 2. Schedule it during the Super Bowl - who needs football when you can have PowerPoint?
- 3. Invite the CEO, but not the actual decision-makers - they're too busy making real decisions
- 4. Make sure the meeting room has a nice view - of a wall or a dumpster
- 5. Have a "surprise" meeting - no one will know what to expect, just like life
Honorable Mentions:
- 1. "Let's just table this for now" - the art of avoiding actual discussion
- 2. "I'll get back to you on that" - the classic "I'm not actually going to do anything"
- 3. "Let's just send an email" - the thrill of typing "cc: everyone"
Robert's Specialties:
Meetings so bad, they'll make you question the very fabric of reality
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