Welcome, attendees, to the most underwhelming experience of your day.
This meeting has been scheduled for the sole purpose of filling out TPS reports.
Agenda: because who doesn't love an empty schedule? Minutes: because someone has to take notes. Appendix: for the truly adventurous.You have 2 hours and 14 minutes to go.
John, Jane, Bob, and 3 others who will inevitably fall asleep.
This meeting has been brought to you by the letter 'M'.
See you in 2 hours and 14 minutes, when the meeting will mercifully end.