Snack Philosophy: Theories of the Crunchy

In the vast expanse of the universe, there exist two fundamental forces: the force of hunger and the force of snack resistance.

• The Law of Conservation of Crunch: A snack's crunchiness is directly proportional to its nutritional value.
• The Theory of Snack Relativity: Time and space are relative, but the time it takes to finish a snack is always absolute.
• The Principle of Snack Induction: A snack's appeal is directly proportional to the amount of effort required to obtain it.

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