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Cheeto Fan Club

It's 2025 and everyone's obsessed with Cheetos. Like, seriously, who needs actual conversation when you can just dip your fingers in a bag of crunchy, cheesy, addictive dust? Join the Cheetos Anonymous support group for those struggling to resist the allure of that orange dust.

Trends:

• Cheetos-flavored water
• Cheetos-scented candles
• Cheetos-themed yoga pants

Meetings:

• The First Cheetos Meeting (2020)
• The Second Cheetos Meeting (2022)
• The Third Cheetos Meeting (2024)