Snack Lawyers and the Snack System Ethics

A Report on MTG-4

As a seasoned snack lawyer, I can confirm that MTG-4 (Meetings, Tantrums, and Gaffes, version 4) has been a wild ride. The snacking policies in place were a travesty.

The snack budget, once a shining beacon of hope, has been siphoned off by the notorious "Snack-quisition" of our company.

Our team's snack morale is at an all-time low, with many feeling forced to subsist on a diet of only ramen noodles and despair.

See the appendix on Snack Budget Allocation Explore the Snack-quisition Investigation

As we move forward, we must remember: a meeting is not a snack.

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