As a seasoned snack lawyer, I can confirm that MTG-4 (Meetings, Tantrums, and Gaffes, version 4) has been a wild ride. The snacking policies in place were a travesty.
The snack budget, once a shining beacon of hope, has been siphoned off by the notorious "Snack-quisition" of our company.
Our team's snack morale is at an all-time low, with many feeling forced to subsist on a diet of only ramen noodles and despair.
See the appendix on Snack Budget Allocation Explore the Snack-quisition InvestigationAs we move forward, we must remember: a meeting is not a snack.