1. The Power of Distraction
When the going gets tough, the tough get...distracted! Introduce a shiny new gadget, a viral meme, or a particularly compelling spreadsheet, and watch as the meeting descends into a vortex of irrelevant tangents. It's like a black hole for productivity!
Case Study: The Great Whiteboard Debacle
In a shocking turn of events, our team's meeting descended into chaos after someone brought in a whiteboard with a wonky wheel that kept spinning wildly in the background. It was like a tiny, annoying metronome that refused to be silenced. Who knew that a wonky wheel could be the perfect distraction from our meeting?
We spent hours debating the merits of the wheel, from its aerodynamics to its ergonomic design. Meanwhile, our actual agenda items were left to gather dust. It was a true masterclass in distraction.
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Our team's level of distraction: 99%