Meetings 4: Where the only thing more abundant than ideas is the number of pointless subcommittees.

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 - Introduction to the concept of "Action Items" (again)
• 10:15 - "Why Can't We Just Google It?" (a presentation on the futility of searching for answers)
• 10:30 - "The Art of Passive Aggressive Email Writing"

Snack Break: 12:00 - 12:45

During the break, a heated discussion will ensue regarding the merits of Cheddar vs. Gouda.

Hyperlinks:

• Cheddar: The People's Choice
• Gouda: The Silent Majority

Back to the Meeting

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Alternate Reality Check

Warning: This link may cause irreparable damage to your sanity.