Welcome, attendees, to yet another meeting that will accomplish nothing. We are the 4th iteration of the same meeting that started 3 days ago, and let's be honest, we're all getting a bit tired of the same old PowerPoint slides and stale donuts.
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And because we know you're all secretly wondering, yes, we will be serving more donuts. Cheetos, to be exact. They're not just a snack, they're a motivator.
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