Snack Options for Meeting 4: Redundant Meeting 2.5

Here are the available snack options for Meeting 4: Redundant Meeting 2.5.

Option 2: The Inevitable Pretzel Bites

Because who needs actual progress when you can have pretzel bites?

Option 1: The Unnecessary Muffin Tray

Because meetings need more sugar and unnecessary calories.

Option 3: The Fanciful Fruit Platter

Because meetings need more colors to make them look less boring.

Pretzel Bites Details

These pretzel bites are the epitome of mediocrity. Each bite is a flavorless, textureless experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Ingredients:

Pretzel sticks, salt, and disappointment.

Side effects: Existential dread, snack fatigue, and a strong desire to leave the meeting.

Muffin Tray Details

The muffin tray is the perfect representation of the futility of human existence. Each muffin is a hollow, empty promise of satisfaction.

Ingredients:

Flour, sugar, and the faint hope that someone will actually enjoy it.

Side effects: Muffin-induced ennui, sugar crash, and a lingering sense of despair.

Fruit Platter Details404: The Pretzel Bites Page Not Found (But Not Really)

It seems that the Pretzel Bites page has been lost in the depths of Redundant Meeting 2.5's bureaucratic red tape.

But fear not, dear meeting attendees! For in the spirit of absurdity, we've created a new page just for you:

Fruit Platter of Desperation

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

The Pretzel Bites of Despair

Both of these options are guaranteed to leave you questioning the very fabric of reality and wondering why you ever came to this meeting in the first place.

Note: The provided URL is not real, but it's been replaced with a satirical response that pokes fun at the situation. The actual content and design may vary based on the original request, but the spirit of absurdity remains the same.