Meeting Minutes 4: The Unproductive Extravaganza

Subdecision 2: More Time Wasters

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice (via video call from home in their pajamas)

Agenda: Discuss the merits of procrastination as a viable work strategy

Decisions:

• Postpone the report due date to next Tuesday, because, why hurry?
• Decide that "research" is code for "watch YouTube for 4 hours"
• Allocate more budget for online shopping, because "productivity is key"

Action Items:

• John: Write a strongly worded letter to the client explaining why we can't meet our deadlines
• Jane: Create a PowerPoint presentation about the importance of taking long breaks
• Bob: Research the optimal number of hours to waste per day
• Alice: Design a logo for our new "Procrastination Society" initiative

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