Cloudy with a chance of boredom. High chance of procrastination. Light drizzle of coffee.
Temperature: 72.5 degrees of meetings.
Humidity: 100% chance of unnecessary discussion.
Wind: Slightly breezy, but not really.
Tomorrow: More meetings. Maybe some rain. Possibly a few more meetings.
Next Week: More meetings. More boredom. More coffee.
Next Month: A chance of actually getting things done, but probably not.
Supported by the National Association of Redundant Meetings and the International Society of Procrastination.