Meeting Minutes: Mtg 4 - The Stapler of Unimportance

Summary

Today's meeting was a resounding success in terms of achieving nothing. We discussed the stapler, its uses, and its many, many problems.

Agenda

• Item 1: Stapler Discussion (10 minutes)
• Item 2: Break (30 minutes)
• Item 3: More Stapler Discussion (45 minutes)
• Item 4: Lunch (1 hour)

Decisions

We decided that the stapler is, in fact, a stapler. We also decided that it's not really doing its job as well as we'd like.

Actions Items

1. Investigate alternative stapling solutions (due: never)
2. Consider replacing stapler with something else (but not really, because that's too much work)

Next Meeting

We will reconvene in 6 months to discuss our progress (or lack thereof) on this very important topic.

Also, can someone please bring the stapler?