Today's meeting is dedicated to the most epic of topics: the demise of clip art. Yes, you heard that right, clip art is dead.
Why did it die?
Apparently, it was just too busy being used by Microsoft Word 98 to live. I mean, seriously, who needs a career in the 90s when you can be replaced by a 3-year-old with MS Paint?
But seriously though, it's because people got tired of its gaudy, low-resolution goodness. Who needs a smiling sun when you can have a realistic, vector-based illustration?
We'll have a moment of silence for the poor, forgotten clip art that once brought joy to our hearts and our presentations.