MTG 4: A Meeting to End All Meetings

This meeting has been convened to discuss the utterly unnecessary discussion of the completely unremarkable topic of "The State of the Meeting Room Carpeting".

Your Ideas are Terrible and Someone Else Just Said So

Why Can't We Just Have a Regular Meeting
Who Else is the Actual Chairperson?

The following ideas have been presented:

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"Let's take a 3-hour break to eat a snack!"
"Can we just have a 30 minute powerpoint on the meaning of 'adjacent' in a meeting context?"
"Can we just use Slack to communicate instead of having a meeting?"
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Next Meeting: "The Meeting to Discuss the Meeting That Was Supposed to End All Meetings".