After 4 hours of discussing the same topic, we still can't seem to agree on anything.
Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Agendas
Discussion Leader: Bob from Accounting
Attendees: Alice from HR, Bob from Accounting, Charlie from Marketing, David from IT
Sub Agenda Item 1: Sub Agenda Item 1
Sub Agenda Item 2: Sub Agenda Item 2
Sub Agenda Item 3: Sub Agenda Item 3
Sub Agenda Item 4: Sub Agenda Item 4
Next Meeting: Redundant Meeting 5: The Meeting That Refuses to End (Again)
Due to the extreme redundancy of this meeting, minutes will be kept brief and to the point.
Due to the meeting's failure to produce anything productive, no next steps will be taken.
However, we will schedule another meeting in Redundant Meeting 5: The Meeting That Refuses to End (Again).
This meeting has been going on for so long that we're starting to forget what we're discussing.