Meetings So Long, You've Forgotten the Agenda

Procrastination by Proxy

We've been adjourning meetings for so long, we've forgotten why we're here.

That's not a thing, right? Wrong. We're still here. In this meeting. Which is now adjourned... for 15 minutes.

Don't worry, it's not like we're wasting time or anything.

We'll just take another 5 minutes to "recharge" and "reorganize" our "thoughts" before we "reconvene" and "resurrect" the meeting.

Adjournment Schedule

Time Action
15:00 Adjournment by Mutual Consent
15:05 Recharge and Reorganize
15:10 Reconvene and Resurrect

Procrastination Techniques

We've developed a few techniques to make the most of our adjournments:

  1. Stare at the clock
  2. Check your watch
  3. Stare at the ceiling
  4. Check the clock again

These will surely help you "stay focused" during our next adjournment.

Proxy Warfare

It's not just you who can be adjourned. Your colleagues can also be adjourned.

Use our Proxy Warfare technique to deflect blame and shift responsibility.

Learn more about Proxy Warfare Techniques

Adjournment Schedule

Check out our adjournment schedule for the latest adjournment times and dates.

View Adjournment Schedule 2023