Meeting 5: The Unproductive Extravaganza

Agenda: Discussing the meaning of "adjourn" and whether it's just a synonym for "go home early."

Attendees: Bob, Carol, Dave, and the Intern who's secretly playing Solitaire on their phone.

Status: In progress, but not really.

Objective: To determine if we can still get free food from the break room vending machine.

Agenda items:

• Item 1: The definition of "adjourn" (5 minutes)
• Item 2: The vending machine conundrum (10 minutes)
• Item 3: Random tangents and pointless discussions (45 minutes)

Decisions:

• Item 1: adjourn is indeed a synonym for "go home early."
• Item 2: Free food is not possible, but we can get 10% off at the cafeteria.