Actual Work Adjourned (Again)
The team has once again found a way to make nothing happen. Congratulations, team!
Due to unforeseen circumstances, actual work will not be accomplished today.
This is the fifth meeting of the week where "MTG-5" was supposed to be a working meeting, but instead it's just more talk.
The meeting will reconvene at the same time next week, when we'll all pretend to work on the same project we've been discussing since the beginning of time.
Meeting adjourned. Actual work not included.