Adjournment Agenda 5

After an excruciating 4 hour and 37 minute meeting, we've reached the adjournment agenda. Because, why not?

Important Notes:

• Snacks will not be provided.
• Water will be provided, but only for the first 30 minutes.
• Any further discussion of "synergy" will result in immediate adjournment.

Hyperlinks to other adjournment agendas:

• Adjournment Agenda 6: Because 5 Wasn't Enough
• Adjournment Agenda Adjournment: Because We Just Can't Stop

Please do not attempt to adjourn this meeting again. We have not yet achieved "adjournment fatigue" status.