Redundant Meeting 5: Because We Needed More Time to Decide

Today's meeting is brought to you by the letter 'R', for Redundant. We're going to repeat the same discussion we had in meetings 1, 2, and 3. Don't worry, it'll be a real thrill!

Agenda:

• Point 1: Why we can't just email this decision?
• Point 2: Who ate the last donut in the break room?
• Point 3: What if we just do nothing and see what happens?

Discussion:

We've been over this before, folks. It's like trying to explain the plot of 'Inception' to a time-traveling pigeon.

But, because we value your time, we'll repeat the same arguments from the previous meetings. Because who needs progress, right?

Go back to meeting 4 for a thrilling repeat of the same old discussion.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Meetings 6 and beyond: Because We Ran Out of Donuts

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to keep your blood sugar levels up during the inevitable 2.5 hour debate.