Revolutionary Action Plan

In a world where meetings never end, we've reached a critical juncture. The most efficient meeting adjournment theory is not just a theory; it's a necessity. Our research indicates that by applying the principles of chaos theory and the art of bureaucratic jargon, we can achieve the impossible:

• Meetings will never, ever end.
• Productivity will be maximized through constant discussion.
• Employee coffee consumption will increase exponentially.

Learn more at the Meeting Adjournment Symposium